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Satan
War (1979)
My
rating - 3/10
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A
young couple move into a new house only to be terrorized by unseen satanic
forces.
There's a very good reason this film is so rare and obscure and
that's because no one wanted to waste time releasing or watching it. I'm pretty
sure the only VHS release it got was here in the UK and even that disappeared
into obscurity almost overnight. The acting is poor, the production is poor and
there's no effects to speak of. We get a cross on a wall that turns upside down
a few times. Some red goo spewing out of an oven. Some green goo that comes
from somewhere and a woman is attacked by an unseen force on a couple of
occasions. After an hours runtime the couple walk around the house at night
holding crucifixes in front of them, they exit the house, get in the car and
drive off, and that's it, really!.
For
the remaining 16 or 17 minutes of the movies runtime we get a group of people
performing some voodoo dancing while a guy bangs a drum. It has no connection
to anything else and exists only to pad the run time to feature length. The
only thing it has in common with the first hour is the fact it's all filmed so
dark that you can't see shit!.
The
UKs VHS release was also cut and is missing a whole scene at the start which
shows a satanic ritual being performed (probably in the house) which would
explain some of the strange happenings when the couple move in, I don't know
and I'm buggered if I'm tracking it down to watch it all again to see. If
you're into looking for the most obscure movies to watch then this will be a
must see, anyone else can live a happy life having never watched
it.
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